The Link between keys Absconding and facial hair

Never mind the keys, look to the facial hair. Thanks to James Governor for the idea that to make a key work you need a beard. This is something my partner and I have been practicing for some time. It looks like Jim Bob needs to grow a longer beard or at least fill in the blanks. Personally, I recommend a piece of string running inside the arms of your jacket - instead of preventing the loss of gloves, this would be a handy way of keeping track of the aforementioned keys.

Lose the beards guys.